Breaking News...New York, April 1st, 2009 Isolation of the Dada-Gene

New York, April 1st, 2009

Isolation of the Dada-Gene

In what observers call “a historic scientific break-through,” the well-known New York artist Rudy Ernst was recently able to isolate the long suspected Dada-Gene, known to be responsible for the creativity in the human body. During a New York press conference last Friday, Ernst presented his scientific findings to the broader public for the first time.
Ernst is no newcomer to the field of genetic engineering. Back in 2004 he attracted the attention of the scientific community with his film “The North American Lobster Pine.” The documentary demonstrates how Maine lobsters have recently been fully-grown on maritime pine trees and can be seen on Youtube.
The US republican Senator from Maine, Karen M. Cruster, praised Ernst’s entrepreneurial achievements in Washington as “a significant contribution to the economic development of our State.”
Dr. Ueli Siracher of the IBM research laboratory in Rubikon / Switzerland was somehow less enthusiastic about Ernst’s recent isolation of the Dada-Gene. Dr. Michael Greenberg of the New England Medical Journal also cautioned that more scientific studies might be necessary to affirm the existence of the Dada-Gene. A preliminary evaluation proved to be encouraging enough, though, to warrant an article soon to be published on the subject. Professor Alain Didier of the French Louis Pastor Institute in Paris refused to take a definitive position. “It is premature,” he said, “to make a final scientific assessment at this point in time.” However, Didier seemed to agree that, if confirmed, the discovery of the Dada-Gene could prove to be an important scientific break-through in the field of genetic engineering.
Ernst is currently writing a book on “The Dada-Gene,” for which the well-known international ‘Kreatus Publishing House’ is rumored to have offered a down payment of four million dollars. According to reliable sources, Ernst is currently evaluating the offer.